I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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