Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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