If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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