dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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