It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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