I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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