there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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