girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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