Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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