This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
