Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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