There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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