I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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