So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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