just tell him i said nine months
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize