Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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