everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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