he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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