I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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