She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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