I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
