4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I have tasted many bathrooms
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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