She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I am available for nakedness
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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