Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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