Having a random hookup so left but love u
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
