i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
