dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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