Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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