Its about making memories worth repressing
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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