i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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