So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
