he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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