So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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