They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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