Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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