He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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