Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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