You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dick very happy bro
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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