16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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