when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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