i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She swung at the pinata with crutches
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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