During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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