I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
