last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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