yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
