Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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