just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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