After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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