is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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He passed out mid-signature
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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