What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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