YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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