She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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