Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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